absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

be-blackstar:

thenobleflesh:

listoflifehacks:

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LEARN SISTERS AND BROTHERS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

they said “bra wearer” 

respect, lifehacks. 

someoneudontknow5:

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Idiots are back in space B)

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yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

MRPOND