you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
Female BAMFs Throughout History
Killed and COOKED her husband , god bless
STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS if you for some reason still do.
The retailer just released this “vintage” blood-stained Kent State sweatshirt on Sunday, referencing the shooting massacre at Kent State on May 4, 1970, when four unarmed college students were killed and nine wounded by Ohio National Guardsmen during a Vietnam War protest at the university.
It has since been removed & listed as “sold out.”Urban Outfitters sincerely apologizes for any offense our Vintage Kent State Sweatshirt may have caused. It was never our intention to allude to the tragic events that took place at Kent State in 1970 and we are extremely saddened that this item was perceived as such. The one-of-a-kind item was purchased as part of our sun-faded vintage collection. There is no blood on this shirt nor has this item been altered in any way. The red stains are discoloration from the original shade of the shirt and the holes are from natural wear and fray. Again, we deeply regret that this item was perceived negatively and we have removed it immediately from our website to avoid further upset.
UO has a history of super offensive & appropriative clothing, including Native exploitation & a crop top with “depression” written across it.
Gross. Don’t shop there.
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.
- do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? open, dont ever close it
- do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? no
- where is your next vacation? idk
- who do you think reads these? probably no one
- do you have a calendar in your room? no
- what’s your plan for the day? take a shower, go to bed
- are you reading any books right now? paper towns again
- do you ever count your steps when you walk? yes
- do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? not really
- do you chew your pens and pencils? no, but i do to my 3ds stylus sometimes
- what is your “song of the week”? probably french de regiment or smth like that bc ive had it stuck in my head for so long
- is it okay for guys to wear pink? ofc ? thts a dumb question
- do you still watch cartoons? some, yeah
- what do you drink with dinner? pepsi, water, tea, or milk
- what do you dip chicken nuggets in? my mouth
- what is your favorite food/cuisine? i really like pasta idk
- when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? had to do it for school about a week ago but idk if tht counts
- can you change the oil on a car? probs not
- what is your usual bedtime? around 10
- are you lazy? yes
- afraid of heights? yes
- occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? teacher, still want to be one
- hot tea or cold tea? cold
- tea or coffee? tea
- favorite kind of cookie? chocolate chip or iced sugar cookies lmao im generic
- can you swim well? not really
- can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? yes but not well
- who do you want to see right now? idk not really anyone i guess